Confessions of the Ho.

Jun 18

fucking sexy

fucking sexy

(Source: alfadolls, via thetudorhouse)

Jun 12

mykicks:

Yesterday I had to explain the concept of “brunch” to a foreigner and what I really wanted to say was “Well, you don’t get quite what you’d want for breakfast and you don’t get quite what you’d want for lunch, so you get drunk to make up for it.”

Jun 04

theanimalblog:

D’aww. Photo by 333bracket

theanimalblog:

D’aww. Photo by 333bracket

May 02

MY REACTION WHEN SOMEONE ASKS HOW IM DOING DURING FINALS WEEK

howdoiputthisgently:

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Apr 29

: President Brown Not Entirely Sure Who Writes His E-Mails Anymore -

thebunionpaper:

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EAST CAMPUS — Last night, after sending out an e-mail to all members of the Boston University community, President Brown realized that he did not know which of his staff members was responsible for writing his e-mails anymore.
After proofreading and sending the final draft of the message,…

Apr 18

30casterlyrock:

If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student

Apr 13

Apr 11

thebluthcompany:

We all want to be Lucille Bluth when we grow up.

Apr 03

murrayscheese:

yummyinmytumbly:

Brie & Bacon Grilled Cheese with Fig Jam

mmm that looks mighty fine. #GrilledCheeseMonth

murrayscheese:

yummyinmytumbly:

Brie & Bacon Grilled Cheese with Fig Jam

mmm that looks mighty fine. #GrilledCheeseMonth

Mar 28

(Source: rustinginthelonelyharbour, via thesassyhoe)